The Times would like to inform readers that the article, “Hi-tech tactics could help nab ‘dog doo’ offenders,” which appeared on the front page of the Friday, April 1 edition of the Daily Bulletin was, in fact, an April Fool’s Day prank.
Rest assured, there is no Canine Associated Security Systems, no “Friends of the Parkway,” and no Toronto area MPP named Mayi Dumpman.
The Times hopes the story resulted in a few chuckles, and did not cause too much concern among those who fell for it.
Please don’t call the Civic Centre to voice any complaints.
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