To the editor:
Hey, Ontario Hydro, please make arrangements to have one of your employees stop by my house every third day to reset all my clocks, my TVs, and the frabber-jammin-#@!%*!-freaking VCR!!
While you’re at it, why don’t you reimburse all your clients who have had the hard drives on their PCs damaged or destroyed by the frequent and unannounced brown and blackouts!
Luckily, this has yet to happen to me; if it does, keep an eye on the pole outside your offices. I’ll be out there severing the service to your building!
By the way, I had to retype this because the power went off just as I was about to fax it! Will we be soon getting only “intermittent billing?”
Sign me “buying a generator and a set of cable cutters.”
Will Baranowski,
Emo, Ont.
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