Dear sir:
The international bridge here may soon become known as the Troll Bridge.
Yes, it may have the proverbial troll taking up residence at the gateway to Northwestern Ontario; a real live greedy-guts able to extract whatever toll he pleases from the unfortunate travellers who are obliged to use his bridge to cross over.
The Big Billy Goat Gruff who could challenge this troll is strangely mute and is he too preoccupied with counting his gold to build a new Customs facility with?
Perhaps a new bridge of our own would cost the realm a few more coins; but then, the troll could sit on his bridge and see no travellers to bully and rob.
We are left without a champion, and we are not amused.
Signed,
M.J. Bell
Fort Frances Times
Local News from Across the Rainy River District
